If you’re unaware of The Flapmaster, this achievement requires you to score ten points in a Flappy Bird-style minigame found within Goat Simulator. On paper, that sounds pretty simple, but in reality, it’s an absolute pain that can have you pulling your hair out. The Flapmaster has caused players so many headaches that it holds the record for the achievement with the most guides (a total of 53 across all versions and including hidden solutions) written on TrueAchievements. Halo Reach’s If They Came to Hear Me Beg comes in a close second with a total of 52 guides, including hidden solutions.
When looking at the stats for the Xbox One version of Goat Simulator, 0.53% of all Xbox players who have started the game have managed to pop The Flapmaster. Out of the 390,000 tracked TA Goat Simulator players, around 4,500 (9%) have unlocked the achievement.
Goat Simulator: Remastered features improved visuals, updated textures, new lighting, and reworked Mutators. It also bundles together the Goat City Bay, Goat MMO, Goat Z, Payday, Waste of Space, and Buck to School DLC packs into one package. Naturally, you’ll find some of the game’s original achievements in the Remastered version’s list, along with various DLC achievements and a couple of new ones.
Goat Simulator: Remastered Xbox achievements
There are 41 Goat Simulator: Remastered achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.
| Name | Description | Gamerscore |
| Around the World on 5 Trampolines | Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once | 15 |
| Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? | Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items | 15 |
| I Can’t Believe That Worked | Do 10 front flips in one trick | 15 |
| Cardio Kills Your Gains | Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue | 15 |
| Rymdskepp i Rymden | Travel to space! | 15 |
| Try Hard | Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level | 32 |
| Mattress Madness | Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds | 15 |
| Mile High Club | Lick the Hanging Glider | 15 |
| I Freaking Love Goats | Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level | 90 |
| Neckbeard | Smell and look like one | 15 |
| Is That a Goat? | Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached | 15 |
| Colombian Sugar Lord | Ride the boat while on a sugar rush | 15 |
| Valkyrie | Go on the catapult with a rider on your back | 15 |
| Don’t Panic | srsly | 15 |
| Goatta Catch ‘Em All! | How do you catch goats? | 32 |
| Better Than Warlords of Dredmor | Reach level 101 | 15 |
| Sallskapsresan | Visit all zones on the MMO level | 32 |
| Music Non Stop | Jump on the launchpad | 15 |
| Voluntary QA | Trash the server room | 15 |
| An Unnecessary Journey | Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava | 15 |
| Love or Hate? | Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level | 32 |
| I am Bread | Are you bread? | 15 |
| Use the Sword, Goat | Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat | 15 |
| NERD! | Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level | 90 |
| Testaholic | Complete the Test Chambers | 15 |
| Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey | Visit the Badehaus | 15 |
| Whiplash | Perform a drum solo | 15 |
| I’m a Dynamite | Try to blow yourself up | 15 |
| Chief Fidget | Find all Goat Trophies on the School level | 32 |
| Big in Japan | Beat the whiplash course without getting wet | 15 |
| Hang Tight | Paraglide in the air for 1 minute | 15 |
| Warm Bath | Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool | 15 |
| Survive for Your Life | Survive 10 days | 15 |
| Bounce It! | Enable the hydraulic cars | 15 |
| Goat Theft Auto | Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it | 15 |
| Le Voyage dans la Lune | A trip to the Moon | 15 |
| Rocket League | Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert | 15 |
| Dastardly | Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive | 15 |
| The Big Score | Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level | 90 |
| Hoarder | Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level | 90 |
| Ready for the Grill | Wrap a garl’eek in tinfoil | 15 |
Goat Simulator: Remastered launches for Xbox Series X|S and Xbox Game Pass in 2024. If you missed the announcement during Gamescom, make sure you check out our Gamescom Opening Night Live 2024 round-up.
Laura Adams is a tech enthusiast residing in the UK. Her articles cover the latest technological innovations, from AI to consumer gadgets, providing readers with a glimpse into the future of technology.
